I heard you broke up with Snow the other day. I know what you’re going through. I broke up with Rain a while ago, and I have to admit I miss him sometimes. He showed up around the holidays, but he tried way too hard to impress me and reminded me why I dumped him in the first place.
Look, you don’t want to be around Snow while he’s being such a jerk. Come out to the West Coast and let’s have some fun in the sun. It's a three-day weekend and the forecast is in the 80s!
Hottest Hotel Pools
Scenic Coastal Drive
Spa & Wellness
By the way, congrats on the Patriots winning the Super Bowl! And look at me, I don’t even have an NFL team (yet). Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help you with your 2024 Summer Olympics bid. After all, I’ve hosted the Summer Games twice and a World Cup final. And this July I’m hosting the Special Olympics World Games, the world’s largest sports and humanitarian event featuring 7,000 athletes from 170 countries competing in 25 sports.
Singles Awareness Day
Can’t wait to see you here, don’t forget to pack your swimsuit and sunglasses!